Grown men losing their minds over the college choice of a 17 year old. We've had a parachute jump, a pro wrestler and Snoop Dog as kids craving attention grab their 15 minutes. A while back we even had a kid base his college decision on a coin toss.
Let's just be honest and give into our baser instincts. How about a reality show on ESPN called The Recruit. The kid is courted by a bevy of Division 1 coaches as he weeds them out by presenting highlight films on each episode. The winner drives off into the sunset with the Recruit in a Cadillac Escalade filled with cheerleaders and athletic shoes.
